EARLY TO BED TONIGHT
Dear Mitch,I will be going to bed early tonight because I will have to be on my way to take my daughter-in-law to work at 5:15 am. You will say it is 6:15 am, but then you are doing the Daylight Saving Time thing. And you will probably still be in bed. I pledge my watch to Traditional Indiana Time, although since the acronym for that is TIT, I guess I will have to rechristen it.
Blast you, Mitch. I voted for you and you let me down. Get a map and a tape measure and see how far we are from the Atlantic Ocean. Now measure the distance to Chicago. Gasp. What a surprise. We are midwesterners, Mitch. This is Indiana, Mitch. Though, hey, maybe we should change our name too in order to be more "in tune" with the New Yorkies.
Yes, Mitch, I will give this new state name thing some thought.
Sincerely,
Jody
posted by Jody @ 1:17 PM
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