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Baby animal questions . . .

To determine what animal you most resemble in the quiz featured in the post below, they ask you a bunch of questions, answers to which range from a wide scope of diverse choices to those which ask you to narrow in on one facet of a topic.

But, as I sit here, pondering my baby pandahood, it occurs to me that I probably qualify for my own personalized set of questions for kooks.

Do you prefer to nap on a bed or curled up on a sofa with an afghan pulled over all of you, including your head?

Which do you crave more - peanut butter or candy?

Would your home look like a real estate model or a second hand shop with narrow paths between odd objects?

Do you feel a loyalty to inanimate stuffed animals that have become threadbare? Y/N

If your spouse woke you from a deep sleep and said, "The Assyrian," would you respond "What?" or say, "came down like a wolf on the fold and his cohorts . . . "?

Are there certain common English words that are the default punchline to joking questions? Example: trucks.

Would you sit in the rain on a Pacific beach and watch the gray water or go do something in a dry place?

If you saw a new gadget, would you think, "I can make that with my grandmother's old potato masher and duct tape"? Y/N

Have you been torn between the old school punctuation outside a quoted word or phrase and the new school's idea to stick in inside the closing quote? Y/N

If you are reading a mystery and think you have figured out the killer, do you go to the back of the book, find out and then go back to reading slowly and enjoying the writing OR do you race through the rest of the book to see what happens, totally missing clues and well-phrased sentences?

Do you ever feel like punching someone in the nose?

posted by Jody @ 8:10 AM